Marij: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bolane Men Badi Dikkat Aati Hai Doctor: Aapko Yah Takif Kab Se Hai? Marij: Ji Jab Se Meri Shadi Hui Hai Aur Khasataur Par Tab Hoti Hai Jab Meri Patni Mere Samne Hoti Hai
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Jitane Khate Modi Sahab Ne Jan Dhan Yojna Ke Tahat Nahin Khulwaye Honge Unse Dugne To Pan Walon Ki Dukanon Par Ingineeron Ne Khulva Rakhe Hain
Pareshani Ka Koi Paimana Nahin Hota Sahab Kuch Log To Yahi Sochkar Pareshan Rahte Hain... . . . . . . . Ye Ladka Dinbhar Mobile Men Karta Kya Hai
Ek Doctor Ek Din Banta Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha! Raste Men Doctor Se Ek Pahchan Wale Ne Pucha "Kya Hua Doctor Sahab Uske Pichhe Kyon Bhag Rahe Ho?" Hafte Hue Doctor Bola "Char Bar Aisa Ho Chuka Hai Sala Dimag Ka Operation Karane Aata Hai Aur Bal Katvakar Chala Jata Hai!"
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Baar-Baar Yahi Sapna Dikhta Hai Ki Mere Paas Se Hokar Sundar-Sundar Ladakiyan Teji Se Bhag Rahin Hain Doctor: Usmen Mujhse Kya Chahte Ho? Santa: Aap Aisi Dava Dijie Ki Ya To Un Ladkiyon Ki Raftar Kuch Kam Ho Jaye Ya Fir Meri Raftaar Badha Jaye